Archive for the ‘Why Obama?’ Category

Obama Surrender (Hillary concedes)

June 4, 2008

Obama surrender, I’m gonna give in to you,

weren’t no pretender, I’d make a good VP for you.

If I were a waitress in some greasy spoon,

Tell ya what I’d do,

tell each delegate that they’d just have to wait

and go howlin’ at the moon.

Oh yeah, sweet Obama wont’cha do what’s right?

make me your partner and we’ll win the fight.

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Obama surrender, I’m gonna give in to you,

I’ll bring over my blender

and mix some pina’ coladas for you.

There’s a bill in my head

I got a Bill that talks,

You know he coos like a dove

But looks like a hawk.

Obama, you know what I’m tryin’ to say

I’ll lend my support if you’ll meet me half way.

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I can change my game

I can walk the talk

You can call the shots, it’s all the same.

Now you have the clout

so I must give in

that nominations out

but with me by your side, we are bound to win.

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Obama surrender, I’m gonna give in to you

weren’t no pretender, gonna show what this girl can do;

I hand you my soul and you give me that position,

that’s what you do, now, I’m on bended knee 

please don’t leave me wishin’.

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Hey Obama, if I were VP

I’d fix you up with the Presidency.

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a turn on an old classic…  for those of you who couldn’t catch the riff, scroll down.

peace

“Jawbone” George Bush and the Saudi Oil Shriek a.k.a. the Blame Game

May 16, 2008

Dang it, George!  Your “jawboning” with the Saudis didn’t accomplish crap.  Remember when you said our “friends at OPEC will have to open up the spigot a little?”  well phooey!  I guess you got left at the pump on that one, Saudi Arabia refused your request for the second time.  Some friends, eh?  Do you realize your “friends” have risen oil prices per barrel over a hundred dollars since you took office 8 years ago…  when oil was less than $28 a barrel?

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C’mon everybody

I said let’s lay some blame

I think that ‘jawbone’ oughta rhyme

with little Georgie’s name.

He made friends with the Arabs

they made him a lot of dough

a banana fana fine amount

with a fee-fi-fo himself

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sing it!

jawbone, jawbone bo-bawbone

banana fana fo fawbone

fee fi mo mawbone

jawbone.

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Little Georgie tried

but the Saudis told him “no.”

we got all the money

now you are on your own.

with a fee-fi-mo.

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sing it!

Georgie, Georgie, bo -beorgie

banana fana fo feorgie

need no mo meorgie

Georgie

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when we get Obama

will the game still be the same?

with McCain or Clinton

are the Saudis still to blame?

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sing it!

Bush!

Bush, Bush, bo-ush

banana fana fo fush

sat on his tush…

Bush.

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Let’s do Obama!

Obama, Obama, bowl-a-rama

banana fana fo fama

gonna tell yo mama

Obama

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Next is Clinton!

Clinton, Clinton, no-quitin’

banana fana fo flinton

left without tippin’

Clinton

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Now McCain!

McCain, McCain, no-brain

banana fan fo fain

left out in rain

McCain

The Blaaame Gaaaame!

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Can’t catch the riff?  Shirley Ellis appears below…

peace.

 

The Knack – My Sharona (movie version)

April 12, 2008

My Sharona – The Knack (movie version)

Mmmm..mm..ma. ma..ma my Obama!