“Jawbone” George Bush and the Saudi Oil Shriek a.k.a. the Blame Game

Dang it, George!  Your “jawboning” with the Saudis didn’t accomplish crap.  Remember when you said our “friends at OPEC will have to open up the spigot a little?”  well phooey!  I guess you got left at the pump on that one, Saudi Arabia refused your request for the second time.  Some friends, eh?  Do you realize your “friends” have risen oil prices per barrel over a hundred dollars since you took office 8 years ago…  when oil was less than $28 a barrel?

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C’mon everybody

I said let’s lay some blame

I think that ‘jawbone’ oughta rhyme

with little Georgie’s name.

He made friends with the Arabs

they made him a lot of dough

a banana fana fine amount

with a fee-fi-fo himself

.

sing it!

jawbone, jawbone bo-bawbone

banana fana fo fawbone

fee fi mo mawbone

jawbone.

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Little Georgie tried

but the Saudis told him “no.”

we got all the money

now you are on your own.

with a fee-fi-mo.

.

sing it!

Georgie, Georgie, bo -beorgie

banana fana fo feorgie

need no mo meorgie

Georgie

.

when we get Obama

will the game still be the same?

with McCain or Clinton

are the Saudis still to blame?

.

sing it!

Bush!

Bush, Bush, bo-ush

banana fana fo fush

sat on his tush…

Bush.

.

Let’s do Obama!

Obama, Obama, bowl-a-rama

banana fana fo fama

gonna tell yo mama

Obama

.

Next is Clinton!

Clinton, Clinton, no-quitin’

banana fana fo flinton

left without tippin’

Clinton

.

Now McCain!

McCain, McCain, no-brain

banana fan fo fain

left out in rain

McCain

The Blaaame Gaaaame!

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Can’t catch the riff?  Shirley Ellis appears below…

peace.

 

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2 Responses to ““Jawbone” George Bush and the Saudi Oil Shriek a.k.a. the Blame Game”

  1. Chantal Says:

    THAT IS HILARIOUS! Brilliant and hilarious! I love the wit and humour….
    Peace Mr. C.,

    Mrs. C.

  2. D.R. Murray Says:

    I freak’n love this.

    Do me a solid and come up with one for Condi, too.

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