(if turnabout is fair game, then blame Dame…) What If God Surfed the Internet?

If God had a game how would you play it?

And would you visit the holy place

If you had discovered it

In all of it’s bandwidth

What would you Google if you had just one question?

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And yeah, yeah, God has a Dell

Yeah, yeah, God reads e-mail

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

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What if God surfed the Internet?

Had a blog you could not forget?

Just a geek playin’ tag roulette

Tryin’ to make His way known.

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If God had myspace what would it look like?

And would you want to read His words

If reading meant that

You would have to achieve

a fantasy football team like the Eagles or the Saints

maybe the Patriots.

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And yeah, yeah, God has a Dell

Yeah, yeah, God reads e-mail

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

.

What if God surfed the Internet?

Had a blog you could not forget?

Just a geek playin’ tag roulette

Tryin’ to make His way known.

Tryin’ to make His way known

Back up His files of crummy poems

Nobody textin’ on iPhone

‘cept for Mick Jagger of the Stones.

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And yeah, yeah, God has a Dell

Yeah, yeah, God reads e-mail

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

.

What if God surfed the Internet?

Had a blog you could not forget?

Just a geek playin’ tag roulette

Tryin’ to make His way known.

Like a holy t-shirt shown

Back up his files of crummy poems

Tryin to make His way known

Nobody textin’ on iPhone

‘cept for Mick Jagger of the Stones

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6 Responses to “(if turnabout is fair game, then blame Dame…) What If God Surfed the Internet?”

  1. planettrash Says:

    And yeah, yeah, God has a MAC
    Yeah, yeah, God talks smack.

    Great new lyrics to one of my favorite songs. Good job, but God wouldn’t have a Dell.

  2. chrisfiore5 Says:

    Yeah, He’d probably use Alienware (get it?) but that didn’t rhyme with “e-mail”

    peace.

  3. kindalost Says:

    I love this song, and Jone is sooo good a singer.
    It really makes me think about where God is.
    If God has a game or a name, I can’t find it or his web site. But I keep looking and trying.
    Google is no help, you can try, but certainly- you will never find the answer there.
    If I ever ever discover it, even on bandwith and was ever to be able to visit the Holly place.
    My one question would be between——
    God and me.

  4. david Says:

    This is awful clever. I like it.

  5. 1poet4man Says:

    Funny. I like it.

    Poetman

  6. damewiggy Says:

    You are just so funny!!

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