rehab redux

I wondered should I go to rehab and they said ‘yes, yes, yes.’

Six weeks in the sack, when I’ll be back is anyone’s guess, guess, guess.

So I will be doin’ time, it’s like a country club so I don’t mind.

They suggested that I go to rehab relieve my stress, stress, stress.

.

I’d rather be able to play

I got nothin’ to do anyway

I’m sure mopin’

just a hopin’ that they can reach me

before I go completely astray.

Guess  I’m unlucky in love

but with a little bit of help from above.

 .

I wondered should I go to rehab and they said ‘yes, yes, yes.’

Six weeks in the sack, when I’ll be back is anyone’s guess, guess, guess.

So I will be doin’ time, it’s like a country club so I don’t mind.

They suggested that I go to rehab relieve my stress, stress, stress.

.

The doctor said, ‘you know why you’re here’

I said, ‘I have an idea

I wanna, I wanna advertise my name 

and possibly revive my career.’

He said, ‘ Do whacha wanna,

it’s hip to be a prima donna.’

.

I wondered should I go to rehab and they said “yes, yes, yes.’

Six weeks in the sack, when I’ll be back is anyone’s guess, guess, guess.

.

I don’t wanna fade away

I just ooh I just need a place to stay,

where I can be pampered

and treated like a queen for a day.

It’s not a sacrilege

infamy’s good for my image.

.

I wondered should I go to rehab and they said ‘yes, yes. yes.’

Six weeks in the sack, when I’ll be back is anyone’s guess, guess, guess.

Soon I will be doin’ time, like all the divas out on Hollywood ‘n’ Vine.

They suggested that I go to rehab relieve my stress, stress, stress.

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2 Responses to “rehab redux”

  1. damewiggy Says:

    The man said — just where you think you at?
    I said — I hear it’s like club med…
    C’mon man, I saw it on the teleeeeee —
    Brittney, Lindsay, said it’s where – the – shit’s at

    Bitches swore I’d get — xanax, swede massages …
    AND — them –fk’nnnn — mud wrapssss.

    Damned if they didn’t strap me IN…
    without mah daddy or a single valium…
    This scene just aint the dope they honed me …
    The coats laughed — said this drunk bitch think we homies…

    blank white walls and no caffeine …
    cold doped nurses and fk’n leather strap INs…

    they tried to make me go to rehab
    just like them ho, ho, ho’s…
    asked for La Jollo, got me Detroit…
    I’ve been hosed, hosed, hosed.

  2. seamonster02 Says:

    Ahab went to rehab – to get over that damn whale – to bad it didn’t take though cuz rehab gotta be better then hell.

    Sorry…I’m too tired to think of more verses but I liked your post and Dame’s response. 🙂

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